Week 4

Week 4
Kuester 5 over D. Larsen 1

Entler 4 over Drabik 3

Mannos 4 over Forzley 2

Struck 4 over Vegas 1

Frawley 3 over Frait 2
Laduzinsky 3 over Stec 2

S. Larsen 2 over PK 0

Girard 5 (+67) over Del Preto 5 (+54)
Cholewa 2 (+8) over Moore 2 (+2)
Jack 2 (-27) over Jagger 2 (-32)

Week 4 Funny Caption Contest

Once again, entries are due by noon on Sunday.

Week 3

Week 3 Results
Girard 3 over Jack 2
S. Larsen 4 over Frait 2
D. Larsen 4 vs. Drabik 3
Cholewa 3 over Forzley 1
Mannos 4 over Laduzinsky 2
Struck 4 over Kuester 3
Moore 4 (+12) over Frawley 4 (-1)
Del Preto 4 over Entler 3
Stec 3 over PK 2
Vegas 3 over Jagger 1

TRADES!!!

We have had a couple of trades that went down. Any time that Forzley, David, and Mannos gather and there is drinking involved, nobody will leave the scene with the same teams that they showed up with. Here's what went down at Anyway's late Wednesday night:

1. Forzley gets *10.00 Chargers and 3.00 Redskins. David gets *17.00 Patriots.

2. Forzley gets 16.50 Cowboys and *.50 49ers. Mannos gets 17.50 Bengals, 6.00 Bucs, and 4.50 Dolphins.

***Anytime new trades go down, the up-to-date record of teams will be published in a new post. This way, if there is any argument on previous weeks' results we can go back and have an accurate record of who had what teams in that week.

Also, Brett was reached for comment on these trades, but he was too excited to comment because of the Bears victory. Here is footage of Brett as a little kid celebrating in classic fashion.

Brett as a little kid

Teams - WEEK 3

*denotes Keeper
David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
19.00 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
10.00 Jets
7.50 Giants
5.00 Titans
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
17.50 Eagles
9.00 Jets
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
8.50 Giants
6.50 Cardinals
2.00 Falcons
*.50 Jets

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
7.00 Packers
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
.50 Raiders

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
22.00 Colts
14.50 Steelers
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Falcons

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
12.00 Rams
*10.00 Chargers
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
2.50 Redskins

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcolns
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

The Battle Continues...

Week 2 Results
Cholewa 5 over Vegas 3

Mannos 5 over Frait 3

Kuester 5 over Girard 2

Jagger 5 over Moore 3

Drabik 4 over Stec 2

Laduzinsky 3 over S. Larsen 2

PK 3 over Entler 1

Forzley 2 over Frawley 1

Struck 3 (+4) over Jack 3 (-9)

Del Preto 2 (+4) over D. Larsen 2 (-26)

Week 2 Funny Caption Contest

Submissions are due by kickoff on Sunday

Undefeated

Just like PK did last week, the Hawkeyes might run the table. That might be the most beautiful place on Earth...

RECAP TIME! Week 1

Week 1 got off to a big start with PK coming out of the gate in full force with a rare 6 spot. He had no room for error as Mannos challenged him with a mighty respectable 5er. Although rumor has it that PK was only half-heartedly rooting for the Bears, as he needed his Chargers to win to complete the sextuplet. A full league investigation into PK's loyalties will be conducted.......Equally as impressive was FraitO posting a big DONUT to hand Rick an easy 2-0 victory on platter. Kyle's decision to play the Browns was equally as stupifying as Romeo Crennel allowing Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson to be on the same team......In the Battle for Mac-Omb braggin' rights, Vegas used last minute heroics by the Broncos and Niners to defeat Larpsen Sr. 5-4 Contrary to popular opinon, Larsen refuses to admit that dem are in fact the Berries.........Drabik ruined TJ's birthday with a 4-1 thumping, although Frawley still had too many strippers on his face from Saturday night to notice.........In the Lions/Raiders garbage matchup game of the week, Forzley used a big Bengal win over Stec's Ravens to salvage a 2-2 tiebreak loss........Larpsen Jr. needed a pivotal Titans win over Moore's Jags to take a 4-3 edge. The jury is still out on whether or not Moore's surprising 2006 non-basement-finish was a fluke.......Cholewa used two key head-to-head wins over Del to win 4-2,..BUT the joke is STILL on Cholewa for being 23 years old without a driver's license............In this week's Hanes' "Husky Man Matchup of the Week" Jack popped his WFBP cherry with a 2-2 tiebreak win over Easy E. Entler had the W in his reach until the very final minute of week 1 as his Cardinals fell to the Niners in the wee hours of tuesday morning..........2007's other rookie did not fare as well, as Girard got cocksmacked 3-1 by Laduzinsky before the 3:00 games even started. "Put 'em away early, that's how you gotta handle these cocky punkass rookies. But if you thought that was bad you should've seen the hazing he got in training camp, it involved the strategic use of a turkey baster, a fully shaved chia-pet, and a hot glue gun. Officials close to the team described it simply as, "not pretty.".........and if there was a Game of the Week heading in to week 1, it was the past two champions squaring off as Kuester downed Jagger in a 3-3 tiebreak. The Colts' massive margin of victory was the key for Kuester..............now Ugoh week 2 recapper...

Madden (Cream of Wheat for Brains) Quote of the Week...

Offensive line coaches rule #1: DO NOT use your finger as a shoe horn!

Are Ugoh-ing to the slumber party too?

Now I go: I didn't think it was possible for another player to have his name mentioned more times in one game than Reggie Bush and the Full Grown Fetus put together. But congratulations Anthony Ike Ugoh Jr. you did it. And you have officially become Brett's favorite player. Your name is magical, and it never gets old saying it. Now you go Brett, you say Ugoh, say it...Ugoh. Now I go, and we go. Who's Vigo? The Carpathian? You are my big buddy Tony, now Ugoh!

Week 1

Week 1 Results
PK 6 over Mannos 5

Struck 2 over Frait 0

Laduzinsky 3 over Girard 1

Drabik 4 over Frawley 1

Cholewa 4 over Del Preto 2

Vegas 5 over D. Larsen 4

S. Larsen 4 vs. Moore 3

Stec 2 (+2) over Forzley 2 (-1)

Kuester 3 (+23) over Jagger 3 (-27)
Jack 2 (-2) over Entler 2 (-33)