RECAP TIME! Week 1

Week 1 got off to a big start with PK coming out of the gate in full force with a rare 6 spot. He had no room for error as Mannos challenged him with a mighty respectable 5er. Although rumor has it that PK was only half-heartedly rooting for the Bears, as he needed his Chargers to win to complete the sextuplet. A full league investigation into PK's loyalties will be conducted.......Equally as impressive was FraitO posting a big DONUT to hand Rick an easy 2-0 victory on platter. Kyle's decision to play the Browns was equally as stupifying as Romeo Crennel allowing Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson to be on the same team......In the Battle for Mac-Omb braggin' rights, Vegas used last minute heroics by the Broncos and Niners to defeat Larpsen Sr. 5-4 Contrary to popular opinon, Larsen refuses to admit that dem are in fact the Berries.........Drabik ruined TJ's birthday with a 4-1 thumping, although Frawley still had too many strippers on his face from Saturday night to notice.........In the Lions/Raiders garbage matchup game of the week, Forzley used a big Bengal win over Stec's Ravens to salvage a 2-2 tiebreak loss........Larpsen Jr. needed a pivotal Titans win over Moore's Jags to take a 4-3 edge. The jury is still out on whether or not Moore's surprising 2006 non-basement-finish was a fluke.......Cholewa used two key head-to-head wins over Del to win 4-2,..BUT the joke is STILL on Cholewa for being 23 years old without a driver's license............In this week's Hanes' "Husky Man Matchup of the Week" Jack popped his WFBP cherry with a 2-2 tiebreak win over Easy E. Entler had the W in his reach until the very final minute of week 1 as his Cardinals fell to the Niners in the wee hours of tuesday morning..........2007's other rookie did not fare as well, as Girard got cocksmacked 3-1 by Laduzinsky before the 3:00 games even started. "Put 'em away early, that's how you gotta handle these cocky punkass rookies. But if you thought that was bad you should've seen the hazing he got in training camp, it involved the strategic use of a turkey baster, a fully shaved chia-pet, and a hot glue gun. Officials close to the team described it simply as, "not pretty.".........and if there was a Game of the Week heading in to week 1, it was the past two champions squaring off as Kuester downed Jagger in a 3-3 tiebreak. The Colts' massive margin of victory was the key for Kuester..............now Ugoh week 2 recapper...