RECAP TIME WEEK 8!!

There will be no recap this week other than to usher in a new, previously unfathomable, era in WFBP history.
Not since Hulk Hogan and Macho Man teamed up to form the most dominant WWF tag team of all time, The "Mega-Powers;" have two such unstoppable forces combined their powers. A force mightier than Optimus Prime and the ThunderCats put together; A duo more formidable than when 2 Jean-Claude Van Damme's teamed up in the movie "Double Impact", A more potent pair of weapons than Jose Canseco's biceps.....yes folks, the legend is true. The Patriots and Colts have teamed up to transform the previously mortal team B-Lad, into the unconquerable MEGA-DREAMS. Forzley has already beared witness to their supreme strength. If I were you I would lay down and declare my allegiance to the MEGA-DREAMS or be forced into their submission.
The only question left to ask is: Whatcha Gonna Do FraitO When the MEGA-DREAMS and the 27 1/2 inch Pythons Run Wild On You Brother!!!?!!!

T.J's teams are on the block

TJ wanted to announce that he is officially throwing in the towel and wants to put his teams on the block to get the best offer possible. So make him an offer to try and get the Jets, perhaps you can negotiate a throw in of the Colts or Broncos.......and don't forget the trading deadline is Thanksgiving 12:00pm CST
This is also a reminder that the name "MEGA-DREAMS" is a registered trademark of the MEGA-DREAMS, INC. and cannot be reproduced without my expressed written consent.

Week 8 Results

Week 8
S. Larsen 4 over Frawley 2

Drabik 4 over PK 2

Girard 4 over Entler 1

Kuester 3 over Vegas 2

Mannos 3 over Stec 2

Laduzinsky 3 over Forzley 2

D. Larsen 3 over Struck 1

Cholewa 3 over Jagger 1

Del Preto 2 (+32) over Jack 2 (-21)

Frait 2 (-6) over Moore 2 (-28)

TRADES FOR WEEK 8

There are two trades to announce for Week 8:

1. Mannos trades Tampa Bay, Oakland, and Miami to Entler for Giants and Jets.

2. Brett trades Washington, Buffalo, New Orleans, and St. Louis to Drabik for Indianapolis, San Francisco and Atlanta.

TEAMS FOR WEEK 8

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons


Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

RECAP TIME!! WEEK 7

That’s one step back for man, but one GIANT BABY STEP forward for Kyle, as FraitO achieved the rare feat of doubling his point total, while still losing on a 1-1 tiebreak to PK, who narrowly dodged laying a goose egg when his Redskins held on by a thread to avoid a last minute Tim Rattay/Kurt Warner lead Cardinals comeback. Kyle thought things might be turning around for him after his record setting $26 Bears won on that beautiful last minute, 97 yd. GW TD drive. But quickly his hopes were squashed when he realized that, coincidentally, his $17.50 Eagles also gave up a horrible, last minute 97 yd. game Losing TD drive...........In the hot race for 19th Frawley told Frait “Not so fast my friend” while posting a point of his own in a 3-3 tiebreak loss to Struck. “This is big for me,” said TJ. “When Kyle is nipping at my heels in December, my defense of 19th place will have needed the crucial one point I earned this week.........................In the “loser-should-probably-grow-his-killer-beard-again Game of the Week, Girard leapt over the mendoza line with a 4-3 defeat of defending champion Jagger. Much like looking at the 2007 St. Louis Cardinals, it is very hard to believe this feeble 1-6, 17th place Jagger squad had championship caliber talent last year................Kuester lost no ground to the leaders this week with a 3-1 defeat of Drabik.. A couple more weeks like this and instead of being put out to stud, the DrabikStallion might be taking a trip to the glue factory.....................Creepin’ on up; Entler continued his rise from the ashes to respectability with a barely respectable 2-1 win over Stec. Will Kris’ be able to continue sneaking up on the rest of the standings? “Absolutely,” he says, “The only other guys my size with this much stealth are Santa Claus and Keith Traylor”.........................Cholewa kept the #1 spot with a 4-3 defeat of a Mannos squad that’s starting to remind us all of the 2001 Mariners; so many wins, so few results when it counts. Wild finishes by the Bears and Titans were the difference for Cholewa there. As his league leading 26 win team continues to be mediocre in the standings, rumors are that the Mannos’ Coaching Staffs’ seat is hotter than Joe Torre’s................On the flip side of that, the Bob Melvin lead TeamLaduzinsky continues to squeeze the most juice out of minimal talent. In a victory for those who love stereotyping greasy Italians everywhere, Blad knocked off Del Preto 4-3. Narrow wins by his Bills, Skins, and Saints exemplified Laduzinsky’s “Just Enough” motto for 2007....................And Look Out! The sleeping Giant, Mark Moore, may officially be awake after his 2nd straight win pulled him farther out of his familiar spot in the basement crawlspace. Beatdowns by the Seahawks and Giants were key in his 2-2 tiebreak win over Vegas.........................Last week’s recapper had to eat a few of his words after a left-for-dead Forzley squad somehow posted a 5 spot to beat Jack. Before he gets his hopes up for the rest of the season however, Forzley should review the facts of the historic 1956 Case of “Blind Squirrel vs. Nut” ........................and finally, Week 7’s GAME OF THE WEEK!! Was Larsen Bowl XII. You can always throw out the records and standings when these two goons collide. And this time youth won out over experience. A disappointing Monday Night loss by Sr.’s Jags was the difference in Jr.’s 3-2 win. We’re not sure what disgusting bet was on the line in this year’s Larsen Bowl, but it is believed that, during the preseason, each man farted in a jar which was then placed in a sub-zero freezer in anticipation of this always hotly contested matchup....What state of matter the farts were in or when the were released remains unknown.

Please post any new trades and updated rosters, so I can see who’s ass I’m gonna kick in week 8. Thank You

WEEK 7

Week 7 Results
Forzley 5 over Jack 3

Cholewa 4 over Mannos 3

Girard 4 over Jagger 3

Laduzinsky 4 over Del Preto 3

S. Larsen 3 over D. Larsen 2
Kuester 3 over Drabik 1

Entler 2 over Stec 1

Struck 3 (+34) over Frawley 3 (+30)
Moore 2 (+6) over Vegas 2 (-31)

PK 1 (-13) over Frait 1 (-55)

RECAP TIME!!! WEEK 6

Startin’ at the bottom and workin up.....Congrats to FraitO who finally got on the board with a tiebreak loss to Papa Flarpy. Despite remaining as the only winless team in the league, Kyle stayed positive and issued a warning to 19th place (and falling) Frawley to, “Watch Out!! I’m gunnin’ for Ya Thomas” Stay tuned for this heated battle for 19th the rest of the season.........Speaking of 19th place, Frawley dropped yet another big fat donut in the deep fryer against PK. After the 3-0 Win, PK had to ask for the website link to be re-sent to him because he couldn’t tell if the schedule said “Bye” or “Frawley” across from his name. To clear up any future confusion, the commish has issued a statement that, from here on out, the words “Frawley” and “Bye” should be viewed as interchangeable............In the other “this-is-why-you-never-trade-with-a-Larsen” Game of the week, Forzley put up little but a whimper in a 3-1 loss to Girard. Notice: to anyone thinking about trading with a Larsen: the two guys who have (Forzley, Frawley) are both in the basement of the league, while both Larsen Jr. and Sr. continue to get richer................But the news wasn’t all bad in the basement this week; rising out of 18th place for a shocking upset of 2nd place Mannos, was Moore. To reward Mark for his victory, he will be spared the usual ridicule in the recap. If Mark wins again next week, he may be awarded “Sleeping Giant” status. Mannos was too busy to notice the loss while he spent his Sunday afternoon trying to get revenge on Adrian Peterson by injuring him in Madden ’08.............Big Papa Stec defeated Big Papa Jack in a 5-2 beatdown. Stec’s flirt with perfection was improbably squashed when his Cardinals lost to.......you guessed it, Vinny Testaverde. In his come back, Vinny joined the elite ranks of very few players still active from Tecmo Bowl. Can you name the rest?...........A big margin by the Ravens, was enough for Kuester to knock off EZ E in a 2-2 tiebreaker. After the loss Kris with a ‘K’ angrily contended that the Jets were still indeed worth all 50 pennies he paid for them.................Defending champ Jagger was edged 3-2 by a rising Del Preto squad that used a strong Monday Night performance by the elite RB combo of Thunder, Lightning and Droughns to take the W...................Larsen Jr. whipped out his big 8 team salami stick and put up an insurmountable 5 spot to defeat Vegas. Steve may have won this battle, but lost the war when he went down with a wedding season ending knee injury while leaping over imaginary jump ropes........................A weak 2-win performance by Struck was enough to harness the Stallion. Drabik’s biggest mistake was benching 3 teams. “Well hindsight is 20/20” said Paul, “but I really thought the Dolphins and Falcons could pick up the Colts’ and Steelers’ slack”..................AND FINALLY!!..the ’72 Dolphins can finally Pop the champagne as the last of the undefeated have fallen. This week’s GAME OF THE WEEK between two of the WFBP’s elite, saw New Sherriff Brett Laduzinsky hold yet another opponent under 3 wins by dethroning 1st place Cholewa 3-1. This one came down to the “Duel in Dallas” but Cholewa’s Cowboys forgot who they were fucking with and brought a cap gun to challenge New England’s Wes-Welker-Cannon. Asked about his string of cheap wins, the inexplicably 3rd place B-Lad said, “A common misconception is that its luck that my opponents are averaging about 1.7 wins per week, but I think it has more to do with the intimidation the other guy feels when he sees me pull out my massive Patriots in the locker room before the game.”

Week 7 Funny Caption Contest

I forgot about this when it was on ESPN's homepage, but it's still good:

Entries due by noon on Sunday.

Week 6 Results

Week 6
Stec 5 over Jack 2

S. Larsen 5 over Vegas 1

Moore 4 over Mannos 3

Del Preto 3 over Jagger 2

Girard 3 over Forzley 1
Laduzinsky 3 over Cholewa 1

PK 3 over Frawley 0

Struck 2 over Drabik 1

D. Larsen 3 (+34) over Frait 3 (-12)
Kuester 2 (+3) over Entler 2 (-19)

Kris with a K, man that's gay...and ridiculous

Nowigoh...It's official! I have the most ridiculous first name according to the WFP 2007 Poll. Remarkably, I was able to use my "deceptive mobility" to race past Asdrbal, my Husky frame to hurdle over D'Brickashaw, and my healthy dislike for anything Greek to stiff arm Xristos on my way to winning this disreputable award. I guess if you don't find Kris Kristofferson fasinating, if you can't kick it with Kris Brown, and if you own a fiery hatred wound tight in you belly for former first round pick and current ChiSox farmhand, Kris Honel, then I guess that the name Kristopher is pretty fucking ridiculous. But you what else is ridiculous? Larson with an e, a dude named Jean and Casey's first name. Is is Casimir? Huh? Or Casmere...i mean Cashmere? I don't fucking know, do you?

Well, my glass is half full. That makes two weekly polls that I've won so far.
As sala'amu alaikum brothers!

Week 5 Results

Week 5
PK 5 over Struck 3

Vegas 3 over Frawley 2
Stec 3 over Del Preto 2

Kuester 3 over S. Larsen 2

Cholewa 3 over Frait 1

Drabik 2 over Girard 1

D. Larsen 4 (+34) over Moore 4 (+5)

Entler 3 (+13) over Forzley 3 (+2)

Laduzinsky 2 (+34) over Jagger 2 (-47)
Mannos 2 (+21) over Jack 2 (-34)

WEEK 4 POWER RANKINGS

OUTTA THE GATE FAST

1 Matt Cholewa- Wished he could play Moore 13 more times. Will be in the middle of pack in 2 weeks

2 Rick Struck- If NO turns it around watch out. Also, highest ranked married participant

3 Chris Mannos- Week 4 and Mad Mango comes out. What took so long….and whats worse, the fact you have GB or the fact they're carrying your team?

4 Steve Larsen- Can play 40% ball and still probably win out. Might have a rule named after him next year

5 Brett Laduzinsky- The ever scrappy, sometimes nutty, always verbose Bladimir should have a field day rooting for Frerotte

6 Neal Kuester- Krafty Kuester back among the elite. In great shape if Cle and Det hang tough

TRYING TO KEEP PACE


7 Mike Del Preto- Got a cornhole email fwd to me with a pic of MDP and a caption that included, "champion". Wont be champ here w/o making a move

8 Paul Drabik- Should remain competitive. Sorry no Hooker jokes

9 Paul Cacciatore- Will spend week 5 rooting for Frerotte, Dilfer, and Harrington. AWE-SOME

10 Patrick Kenny- Turned mediocre real quick. Don't look for much movement up from here.

11 Brian Girard- …member at the draft when Girardo was furious and said he was gonna beat JV's ass? That was funny.

12 Gene Jagger- getting a big bang for a $1…if not for Chi….

13 Casey Stec- if we feed Casey a couple beers will he contribute witty and insightful comments to the page?

14 Jack Quillin- FU for beating me in your debut. Will probably scrap out a couple wins but wont contend for the playoffs

FADING QUICK

15 David Larsen- Pulled the plug on SD real quick. Giddy over the Carr era in Carolina

16 Kris Entler- Two more weeks before he trades SD to Struck for a "keeper"

17 Tom Frawley- Betting heavy on Trent Edwards and Pennington/Clemens combo. Hmmm. TJ, never go to Vegas.

18 Matt Forzley-Feverishly wheeling and dealing. Wait, what teams are mine again?

19 Mark Moore - Tough losses early really hurt. But somehow it feels comforting with Mark bringing up the rear.

PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

20 Kyle Frait- Um…uh….well….have you ever seen me hit a 16"

TRADES FOR WEEK 5

More drinking for Forzley, and more trades to announce:

1. TJ trades Saints, Eagles, and Chiefs to Steven for Cowboys.

2. Forzley trades Chargers and Rams to Steven for Broncos and Giants.

Brett is still upset he has not been involved in any transactions. Look for him to make a move this week.

TEAMS FOR WEEK 5

*denotes Keeper
David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
8.50 Giants
6.50 Cardinals
2.00 Falcons
*.50 Jets

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
7.00 Packers
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
.50 Raiders

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
22.00 Colts
14.50 Steelers
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Falcons

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
2.50 Redskins

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

RECAP TIME!!!! WEEK 4

Oh how the mighty have fallen...after posting a perfect 6 in Week 1 defending regular season champion PK, laid an egg vs. Larsen Jr. in a 2-0 defensive struggle. Despite the W, Flarpy Jr. was not satisfied and bolstered his 4th place squad by raping, pillaging, and plundering Frawley in an inexplicable 3 for 1 deal..........In what will likely be one of his last few wins of the season, Frawley was handed a cupcake on the schedule and took advantage by defeating a Mark Moore-like Frait squad 3-2. "My strategy was having 2 of my bad teams play eachother," said Frawley. Sitting at 0-4 Kyle's team is left with more questions to answer than T.J. the year all of the prize money got lost in his Twizzler jar. After making the 3 for 1 trade, Frawley made another great decision and took a nice hot bubble bath with a toaster.............But Frawley was rivaled for the Matt Millen "Bonehead GM Award of the Month" by Forzley, who once again lost to Mannos4-2, plummeting him to 18th place. Mannos used his steam-rolling 7 team juggernaut to post yet another 4+ win week. When asked if he regretted trading the most dominant team in the league, Forz had to admit he never actually watched the Patriots play, nor was aware of their offseason acquisitions, nor was aware that they've won every division title and 3 SuperBowls this century.............A BIG win by Dallas was key as Top Dog Cholewa escaped with a 2-2 tiebreak win vs. a bottom-feeding Moore squad. Although these two guys have probably never spoken a word to eachother in their entire lives, this fierce rivalry rages on. You can always throw out the records when these 2 get together............Silent Assasin, Rick Struck found a way to count cards, crush the house, and stay undefeated with a 4-1 stomping of Vegas............Kuester was relentless in pounding SlapNuts Sr. 5-1. Leading 3-1 after the 12:00 games and cruising to victory, Kuester showed questionable ethics in continuing to run up the score against a depleted, and almost entirely freshman lead Larsen defense. After the game FlarpStick refused to shake hands with Kuester and went off Oklahoma St. coach style at the press conference............Entler got off the schneide by using a Cardinals upset over Drabik's Steelers to claim a 4-3 victory. The former, deceptively mobile, Sentinels QB commented, "Just like me tucking the ball and running out of the pocket, this win can only lead to a lot of unstoppable momentum" But he'll need it as he still finds himself amongst the pathetic cast of characters in the 1-3 log jam................Up and coming Roookie, big Jack used a big Chiefs upset and edged defending champ Jagger in a 2-2 tiebreak. After the game Jack brewed a little controversey with this comment, "Jagger needs to take a long look in the mirror and realize teams aren't just gonna roll over for him because he's the defending champ" Jagger tried to resort to stealing pages from Jack's playbook, but the joke was on Gene as all he could manage to swipe was PAGE 4.............A quietly rising Laduzinsky team once again used its staunch defense to defeat Stec 3-2. Coming in with 2 byes and the Rams, B-lad's remaining 3 teams pulled together to pull off the upset. His Packers big road win over Stec's Vikings was the key. At the post-game press conferece Laduzinsky had this to say, "Yeah I talk shit about everybody else in the league!, Yeah I rooted for the Packers!, Yeah I'm 3-1 with been cheap 3-2 wins!. But who's gonna stop me!?!" He then cocksmacked the shit out of Michelle Tafoya and finished with "Now go ahead and put THAT in a Coors Light commercial!!"................AND FINALLY Week 4's Game of the Week: Del Preto exploded with 5 wins, but came up short in a heartbreaking 5-5 tiebreak loss to Girard, who used a key Saints bye to win the point differential. Unfortunately for Girard he didn't get to see any of it, as his big fancy pants DirectTV NFL package failed him all day long........Although 10 of us won this week, in a way we were all losers as our beloved Bears let us down again and fell 3 games back in the division. If we lose to the Packers this week I propose we take week 6 off, in loving memory of our once proud franchise :(