RECAP TIME!!!! WEEK 4

Oh how the mighty have fallen...after posting a perfect 6 in Week 1 defending regular season champion PK, laid an egg vs. Larsen Jr. in a 2-0 defensive struggle. Despite the W, Flarpy Jr. was not satisfied and bolstered his 4th place squad by raping, pillaging, and plundering Frawley in an inexplicable 3 for 1 deal..........In what will likely be one of his last few wins of the season, Frawley was handed a cupcake on the schedule and took advantage by defeating a Mark Moore-like Frait squad 3-2. "My strategy was having 2 of my bad teams play eachother," said Frawley. Sitting at 0-4 Kyle's team is left with more questions to answer than T.J. the year all of the prize money got lost in his Twizzler jar. After making the 3 for 1 trade, Frawley made another great decision and took a nice hot bubble bath with a toaster.............But Frawley was rivaled for the Matt Millen "Bonehead GM Award of the Month" by Forzley, who once again lost to Mannos4-2, plummeting him to 18th place. Mannos used his steam-rolling 7 team juggernaut to post yet another 4+ win week. When asked if he regretted trading the most dominant team in the league, Forz had to admit he never actually watched the Patriots play, nor was aware of their offseason acquisitions, nor was aware that they've won every division title and 3 SuperBowls this century.............A BIG win by Dallas was key as Top Dog Cholewa escaped with a 2-2 tiebreak win vs. a bottom-feeding Moore squad. Although these two guys have probably never spoken a word to eachother in their entire lives, this fierce rivalry rages on. You can always throw out the records when these 2 get together............Silent Assasin, Rick Struck found a way to count cards, crush the house, and stay undefeated with a 4-1 stomping of Vegas............Kuester was relentless in pounding SlapNuts Sr. 5-1. Leading 3-1 after the 12:00 games and cruising to victory, Kuester showed questionable ethics in continuing to run up the score against a depleted, and almost entirely freshman lead Larsen defense. After the game FlarpStick refused to shake hands with Kuester and went off Oklahoma St. coach style at the press conference............Entler got off the schneide by using a Cardinals upset over Drabik's Steelers to claim a 4-3 victory. The former, deceptively mobile, Sentinels QB commented, "Just like me tucking the ball and running out of the pocket, this win can only lead to a lot of unstoppable momentum" But he'll need it as he still finds himself amongst the pathetic cast of characters in the 1-3 log jam................Up and coming Roookie, big Jack used a big Chiefs upset and edged defending champ Jagger in a 2-2 tiebreak. After the game Jack brewed a little controversey with this comment, "Jagger needs to take a long look in the mirror and realize teams aren't just gonna roll over for him because he's the defending champ" Jagger tried to resort to stealing pages from Jack's playbook, but the joke was on Gene as all he could manage to swipe was PAGE 4.............A quietly rising Laduzinsky team once again used its staunch defense to defeat Stec 3-2. Coming in with 2 byes and the Rams, B-lad's remaining 3 teams pulled together to pull off the upset. His Packers big road win over Stec's Vikings was the key. At the post-game press conferece Laduzinsky had this to say, "Yeah I talk shit about everybody else in the league!, Yeah I rooted for the Packers!, Yeah I'm 3-1 with been cheap 3-2 wins!. But who's gonna stop me!?!" He then cocksmacked the shit out of Michelle Tafoya and finished with "Now go ahead and put THAT in a Coors Light commercial!!"................AND FINALLY Week 4's Game of the Week: Del Preto exploded with 5 wins, but came up short in a heartbreaking 5-5 tiebreak loss to Girard, who used a key Saints bye to win the point differential. Unfortunately for Girard he didn't get to see any of it, as his big fancy pants DirectTV NFL package failed him all day long........Although 10 of us won this week, in a way we were all losers as our beloved Bears let us down again and fell 3 games back in the division. If we lose to the Packers this week I propose we take week 6 off, in loving memory of our once proud franchise :(