Week 17 Schedule

Week 17
Mannos 5 over Vegas 4

Stec 4 over Kuester 3
Frawley 4 over Jack 3

PK 4 over Cholewa 2

Jagger 3 over Drabik 2
Laduzinsky 3 over D. Larsen 2

Forzley 3 over Struck 2

Moore 2 over Girard 1

Entler 3 (+8) over Frait 3 (-21)
S. Larsen 3 (+7) over Del Preto 3 (-5)

Week 16 Schedule

Week 16
Cholewa 6 over Kuester 3

Forzley 4 over S. Larsen 3

D. Larsen 4 over Jack 3

Mannos 4 over Drabik 2

Entler 3 over Vegas 2

Laduzinsky 3 over Frawley 2

PK 3 over Girard 1

Moore 3 (+21) over Stec 3 (+1)

Del Preto 3 (+0) over Struck 3 (-43)

Jagger 2 (+4) over Frait 2 (-2)

Devin Hester Loose in Diner

You are Ridiculous

Week 15

Week 15
PK 5 over Forzley 2

Laduzinsky 4 over Moore 3

Drabik 4 over Jack 3

Kuester 3 over Del Preto 2

D. Larsen 3 over Jagger 2

Entler 3 over Struck 1

Frait 4 (+26) over Vegas 4 (-11)

Stec 3 (+26) over Girard 3 (-2)

Frawley 3 (+14) over Mannos 3 (+12)

S. Larsen 3 (+7) over Cholewa 3 (-25)

Week 14 Schedule

Week 14
Moore 5 over Kuester 4

Mannos 5 over Entler 2

Drabik 4 over Laduzinsky 3

PK 4 vs. Del Preto 3

S. Larsen 4 over Stec 2

Girard 4 over D. Larsen 2

Forzley 4 over Frait 1

Struck 3 over Cholewa 2

Jagger 3 over Frawley 1

Vegas 3 over Jack 1

Week 13 Schedule

Week 13
S. Larsen 5 over Mannos 3

Forzley 4 over Moore 3

PK 4 over Laduzinsky 2

Struck 4 over Jagger 2

Del Preto 4 over Vegas 1
Drabik 3 over Frait 2
Girard 3 over Cholewa 2

Kuester 3 over Jack 0
D. Larsen 5 (+39) over Entler 5 (+3)

Frawley 3 (+51) over Stec 3 (+31)

Week 12 Schedule

Week 12
D. Larsen 4 over Mannos 3

Jagger 4 over S. Larsen 3

Del Preto 4 over Frait 3

Laduzinsky 4 over Vegas 2
Struck 4 over Stec 2

Kuester 4 over Forzley 1

Girard 4 over Frawley 0

PK 3 over Jack 1
Cholewa 4 (+22) over Entler 4 (+5)

Drabik 3 (+3) over Moore 3 (-1)

Week 12 Trades

D. Larsen gets Steelers and Panthers from Paulie Vegas for Jaguars and Texans.

Steven gets Colts from Forzley for Eagles and Titans.
Steven gets Cardinals from Kuester for Saints and Jets.
Steven gets Broncos from Jagger for Chiefs.

Week 12 (Final) Teams

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
19.00 Cowboys
*17.00 Patriots
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
*6.50 Rams
*.50 49ers

Steven Larsen
*19.00 Colts
16.50 Broncos
12.00 Rams
*10.00 Chargers
6.00 Cardinals
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
20.00 Panthers
9.00 Jets
3.00 Redskins
1.50 Titans

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
4.00 Chiefs
*2.00 Bills
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns

Matt Forzley
17.50 Eagles
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
5.00 Titans
2.50 Bills

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinsky
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
14.50 Jaguars
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers
.50 Texans

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
10.00 Jets
*4.50 Saints
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

Week 12 Trades

D. Larsen gets Steelers and Panthers from Paulie Vegas for Jaguars and Texans.

Steven gets Colts from Forzley for Eagles and Titans.
Steven gets Cardinals from Kuester for Saints and Jets.
Steven gets Broncos from Jagger for Chiefs.

Week 11 Schedule

Week 11
Moore 5 over Del Preto 3

Kuester 4 over Laduzinsky 3
Mannos 4 over Struck 3

S. Larsen 4 over Girard 2

D. Larsen 5 over Cholewa 2

Frait 4 over Jack 2

Entler 3 over Frawley 1

Forzley 4 over Drabik 2
PK 2 over Vegas 1
Stec 3 (+12) over Jagger 3 (-34)

Week 11 Trades

David trades Titans and Panthers to TJ for Cowboys, Texans, and 49ers.

Week 11 Teams

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
19.00 Cowboys
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
*6.50 Rams
.50 Texans
*.50 49ers

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
20.00 Panthers
9.00 Jets
3.00 Redskins
1.50 Titans

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
*2.00 Bills
.50 Browns

Matt Forzley
*19.00 Colts
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
2.50 Bills

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

Week 10

Week 10

Drabik 4 over Vegas 3

Forzley 3 over Del Preto 2

Frait 3 over Kuester 2

Mannos 2 over Girard 1

D. Larsen 2 over Frawley 1
Jagger 4 (+41) over Entler 4 (+29)

Struck 3 (+12) over S. Larsen 3 (-55)

Cholewa 3 (-12) over Stec 3 (-44)

Laduzinsky 2 (+15) over Jack 2 (-10)
Moore 2 (-20) over PK 2 (-44)

Week 10 Teams

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
3.00 Redskins
.50 Texans
*.50 49ers

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
*2.00 Bills
.50 Browns

Matt Forzley
*19.00 Colts
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
2.50 Bills

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

He's Back

The Sex Cannon fires again.

Week 10 Trades

Jagger trades the Texans to TJ for the Bills.
Now all of my teams start with a B, YES!
Fuck the Mega-Dream-Fetus-Heads
The Killer B's are on the swarm now bitches.

Week 9

Week 9
Drabik 5 over Del Preto 3

PK 4 over Kuester 2

Laduzinsky 3 over Frait 2

S. Larsen 3 over Entler 2

Girard 3 over Struck 2
Vegas 3 over Forzley 2

D. Larsen 2 over Stec 1

Cholewa 3 (+50) over Frawley 3 (+29)

Mannos 3 (+3) over Jagger 3 (-32)

Jack 2 (+12) over Moore 2 (-26)

Week 9 Trades

Forzley trades the Redskins and 49ers to TJ for the Colts.

Week 9 Teams

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
3.00 Redskins
*2.00 Bills
*.50 49ers

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
*19.00 Colts
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
2.50 Bills

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

RECAP TIME WEEK 8!!

There will be no recap this week other than to usher in a new, previously unfathomable, era in WFBP history.
Not since Hulk Hogan and Macho Man teamed up to form the most dominant WWF tag team of all time, The "Mega-Powers;" have two such unstoppable forces combined their powers. A force mightier than Optimus Prime and the ThunderCats put together; A duo more formidable than when 2 Jean-Claude Van Damme's teamed up in the movie "Double Impact", A more potent pair of weapons than Jose Canseco's biceps.....yes folks, the legend is true. The Patriots and Colts have teamed up to transform the previously mortal team B-Lad, into the unconquerable MEGA-DREAMS. Forzley has already beared witness to their supreme strength. If I were you I would lay down and declare my allegiance to the MEGA-DREAMS or be forced into their submission.
The only question left to ask is: Whatcha Gonna Do FraitO When the MEGA-DREAMS and the 27 1/2 inch Pythons Run Wild On You Brother!!!?!!!

T.J's teams are on the block

TJ wanted to announce that he is officially throwing in the towel and wants to put his teams on the block to get the best offer possible. So make him an offer to try and get the Jets, perhaps you can negotiate a throw in of the Colts or Broncos.......and don't forget the trading deadline is Thanksgiving 12:00pm CST
This is also a reminder that the name "MEGA-DREAMS" is a registered trademark of the MEGA-DREAMS, INC. and cannot be reproduced without my expressed written consent.

Week 8 Results

Week 8
S. Larsen 4 over Frawley 2

Drabik 4 over PK 2

Girard 4 over Entler 1

Kuester 3 over Vegas 2

Mannos 3 over Stec 2

Laduzinsky 3 over Forzley 2

D. Larsen 3 over Struck 1

Cholewa 3 over Jagger 1

Del Preto 2 (+32) over Jack 2 (-21)

Frait 2 (-6) over Moore 2 (-28)

TRADES FOR WEEK 8

There are two trades to announce for Week 8:

1. Mannos trades Tampa Bay, Oakland, and Miami to Entler for Giants and Jets.

2. Brett trades Washington, Buffalo, New Orleans, and St. Louis to Drabik for Indianapolis, San Francisco and Atlanta.

TEAMS FOR WEEK 8

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
6.50 Cardinals
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
2.00 Falcons
.50 Raiders

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
8.50 Giants
7.00 Packers
*.50 Jets

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
14.50 Steelers
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Redskins

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
22.00 Colts
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
2.50 Falcons


Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

RECAP TIME!! WEEK 7

That’s one step back for man, but one GIANT BABY STEP forward for Kyle, as FraitO achieved the rare feat of doubling his point total, while still losing on a 1-1 tiebreak to PK, who narrowly dodged laying a goose egg when his Redskins held on by a thread to avoid a last minute Tim Rattay/Kurt Warner lead Cardinals comeback. Kyle thought things might be turning around for him after his record setting $26 Bears won on that beautiful last minute, 97 yd. GW TD drive. But quickly his hopes were squashed when he realized that, coincidentally, his $17.50 Eagles also gave up a horrible, last minute 97 yd. game Losing TD drive...........In the hot race for 19th Frawley told Frait “Not so fast my friend” while posting a point of his own in a 3-3 tiebreak loss to Struck. “This is big for me,” said TJ. “When Kyle is nipping at my heels in December, my defense of 19th place will have needed the crucial one point I earned this week.........................In the “loser-should-probably-grow-his-killer-beard-again Game of the Week, Girard leapt over the mendoza line with a 4-3 defeat of defending champion Jagger. Much like looking at the 2007 St. Louis Cardinals, it is very hard to believe this feeble 1-6, 17th place Jagger squad had championship caliber talent last year................Kuester lost no ground to the leaders this week with a 3-1 defeat of Drabik.. A couple more weeks like this and instead of being put out to stud, the DrabikStallion might be taking a trip to the glue factory.....................Creepin’ on up; Entler continued his rise from the ashes to respectability with a barely respectable 2-1 win over Stec. Will Kris’ be able to continue sneaking up on the rest of the standings? “Absolutely,” he says, “The only other guys my size with this much stealth are Santa Claus and Keith Traylor”.........................Cholewa kept the #1 spot with a 4-3 defeat of a Mannos squad that’s starting to remind us all of the 2001 Mariners; so many wins, so few results when it counts. Wild finishes by the Bears and Titans were the difference for Cholewa there. As his league leading 26 win team continues to be mediocre in the standings, rumors are that the Mannos’ Coaching Staffs’ seat is hotter than Joe Torre’s................On the flip side of that, the Bob Melvin lead TeamLaduzinsky continues to squeeze the most juice out of minimal talent. In a victory for those who love stereotyping greasy Italians everywhere, Blad knocked off Del Preto 4-3. Narrow wins by his Bills, Skins, and Saints exemplified Laduzinsky’s “Just Enough” motto for 2007....................And Look Out! The sleeping Giant, Mark Moore, may officially be awake after his 2nd straight win pulled him farther out of his familiar spot in the basement crawlspace. Beatdowns by the Seahawks and Giants were key in his 2-2 tiebreak win over Vegas.........................Last week’s recapper had to eat a few of his words after a left-for-dead Forzley squad somehow posted a 5 spot to beat Jack. Before he gets his hopes up for the rest of the season however, Forzley should review the facts of the historic 1956 Case of “Blind Squirrel vs. Nut” ........................and finally, Week 7’s GAME OF THE WEEK!! Was Larsen Bowl XII. You can always throw out the records and standings when these two goons collide. And this time youth won out over experience. A disappointing Monday Night loss by Sr.’s Jags was the difference in Jr.’s 3-2 win. We’re not sure what disgusting bet was on the line in this year’s Larsen Bowl, but it is believed that, during the preseason, each man farted in a jar which was then placed in a sub-zero freezer in anticipation of this always hotly contested matchup....What state of matter the farts were in or when the were released remains unknown.

Please post any new trades and updated rosters, so I can see who’s ass I’m gonna kick in week 8. Thank You

WEEK 7

Week 7 Results
Forzley 5 over Jack 3

Cholewa 4 over Mannos 3

Girard 4 over Jagger 3

Laduzinsky 4 over Del Preto 3

S. Larsen 3 over D. Larsen 2
Kuester 3 over Drabik 1

Entler 2 over Stec 1

Struck 3 (+34) over Frawley 3 (+30)
Moore 2 (+6) over Vegas 2 (-31)

PK 1 (-13) over Frait 1 (-55)

RECAP TIME!!! WEEK 6

Startin’ at the bottom and workin up.....Congrats to FraitO who finally got on the board with a tiebreak loss to Papa Flarpy. Despite remaining as the only winless team in the league, Kyle stayed positive and issued a warning to 19th place (and falling) Frawley to, “Watch Out!! I’m gunnin’ for Ya Thomas” Stay tuned for this heated battle for 19th the rest of the season.........Speaking of 19th place, Frawley dropped yet another big fat donut in the deep fryer against PK. After the 3-0 Win, PK had to ask for the website link to be re-sent to him because he couldn’t tell if the schedule said “Bye” or “Frawley” across from his name. To clear up any future confusion, the commish has issued a statement that, from here on out, the words “Frawley” and “Bye” should be viewed as interchangeable............In the other “this-is-why-you-never-trade-with-a-Larsen” Game of the week, Forzley put up little but a whimper in a 3-1 loss to Girard. Notice: to anyone thinking about trading with a Larsen: the two guys who have (Forzley, Frawley) are both in the basement of the league, while both Larsen Jr. and Sr. continue to get richer................But the news wasn’t all bad in the basement this week; rising out of 18th place for a shocking upset of 2nd place Mannos, was Moore. To reward Mark for his victory, he will be spared the usual ridicule in the recap. If Mark wins again next week, he may be awarded “Sleeping Giant” status. Mannos was too busy to notice the loss while he spent his Sunday afternoon trying to get revenge on Adrian Peterson by injuring him in Madden ’08.............Big Papa Stec defeated Big Papa Jack in a 5-2 beatdown. Stec’s flirt with perfection was improbably squashed when his Cardinals lost to.......you guessed it, Vinny Testaverde. In his come back, Vinny joined the elite ranks of very few players still active from Tecmo Bowl. Can you name the rest?...........A big margin by the Ravens, was enough for Kuester to knock off EZ E in a 2-2 tiebreaker. After the loss Kris with a ‘K’ angrily contended that the Jets were still indeed worth all 50 pennies he paid for them.................Defending champ Jagger was edged 3-2 by a rising Del Preto squad that used a strong Monday Night performance by the elite RB combo of Thunder, Lightning and Droughns to take the W...................Larsen Jr. whipped out his big 8 team salami stick and put up an insurmountable 5 spot to defeat Vegas. Steve may have won this battle, but lost the war when he went down with a wedding season ending knee injury while leaping over imaginary jump ropes........................A weak 2-win performance by Struck was enough to harness the Stallion. Drabik’s biggest mistake was benching 3 teams. “Well hindsight is 20/20” said Paul, “but I really thought the Dolphins and Falcons could pick up the Colts’ and Steelers’ slack”..................AND FINALLY!!..the ’72 Dolphins can finally Pop the champagne as the last of the undefeated have fallen. This week’s GAME OF THE WEEK between two of the WFBP’s elite, saw New Sherriff Brett Laduzinsky hold yet another opponent under 3 wins by dethroning 1st place Cholewa 3-1. This one came down to the “Duel in Dallas” but Cholewa’s Cowboys forgot who they were fucking with and brought a cap gun to challenge New England’s Wes-Welker-Cannon. Asked about his string of cheap wins, the inexplicably 3rd place B-Lad said, “A common misconception is that its luck that my opponents are averaging about 1.7 wins per week, but I think it has more to do with the intimidation the other guy feels when he sees me pull out my massive Patriots in the locker room before the game.”

Week 7 Funny Caption Contest

I forgot about this when it was on ESPN's homepage, but it's still good:

Entries due by noon on Sunday.

Week 6 Results

Week 6
Stec 5 over Jack 2

S. Larsen 5 over Vegas 1

Moore 4 over Mannos 3

Del Preto 3 over Jagger 2

Girard 3 over Forzley 1
Laduzinsky 3 over Cholewa 1

PK 3 over Frawley 0

Struck 2 over Drabik 1

D. Larsen 3 (+34) over Frait 3 (-12)
Kuester 2 (+3) over Entler 2 (-19)

Kris with a K, man that's gay...and ridiculous

Nowigoh...It's official! I have the most ridiculous first name according to the WFP 2007 Poll. Remarkably, I was able to use my "deceptive mobility" to race past Asdrbal, my Husky frame to hurdle over D'Brickashaw, and my healthy dislike for anything Greek to stiff arm Xristos on my way to winning this disreputable award. I guess if you don't find Kris Kristofferson fasinating, if you can't kick it with Kris Brown, and if you own a fiery hatred wound tight in you belly for former first round pick and current ChiSox farmhand, Kris Honel, then I guess that the name Kristopher is pretty fucking ridiculous. But you what else is ridiculous? Larson with an e, a dude named Jean and Casey's first name. Is is Casimir? Huh? Or Casmere...i mean Cashmere? I don't fucking know, do you?

Well, my glass is half full. That makes two weekly polls that I've won so far.
As sala'amu alaikum brothers!

Week 5 Results

Week 5
PK 5 over Struck 3

Vegas 3 over Frawley 2
Stec 3 over Del Preto 2

Kuester 3 over S. Larsen 2

Cholewa 3 over Frait 1

Drabik 2 over Girard 1

D. Larsen 4 (+34) over Moore 4 (+5)

Entler 3 (+13) over Forzley 3 (+2)

Laduzinsky 2 (+34) over Jagger 2 (-47)
Mannos 2 (+21) over Jack 2 (-34)

WEEK 4 POWER RANKINGS

OUTTA THE GATE FAST

1 Matt Cholewa- Wished he could play Moore 13 more times. Will be in the middle of pack in 2 weeks

2 Rick Struck- If NO turns it around watch out. Also, highest ranked married participant

3 Chris Mannos- Week 4 and Mad Mango comes out. What took so long….and whats worse, the fact you have GB or the fact they're carrying your team?

4 Steve Larsen- Can play 40% ball and still probably win out. Might have a rule named after him next year

5 Brett Laduzinsky- The ever scrappy, sometimes nutty, always verbose Bladimir should have a field day rooting for Frerotte

6 Neal Kuester- Krafty Kuester back among the elite. In great shape if Cle and Det hang tough

TRYING TO KEEP PACE


7 Mike Del Preto- Got a cornhole email fwd to me with a pic of MDP and a caption that included, "champion". Wont be champ here w/o making a move

8 Paul Drabik- Should remain competitive. Sorry no Hooker jokes

9 Paul Cacciatore- Will spend week 5 rooting for Frerotte, Dilfer, and Harrington. AWE-SOME

10 Patrick Kenny- Turned mediocre real quick. Don't look for much movement up from here.

11 Brian Girard- …member at the draft when Girardo was furious and said he was gonna beat JV's ass? That was funny.

12 Gene Jagger- getting a big bang for a $1…if not for Chi….

13 Casey Stec- if we feed Casey a couple beers will he contribute witty and insightful comments to the page?

14 Jack Quillin- FU for beating me in your debut. Will probably scrap out a couple wins but wont contend for the playoffs

FADING QUICK

15 David Larsen- Pulled the plug on SD real quick. Giddy over the Carr era in Carolina

16 Kris Entler- Two more weeks before he trades SD to Struck for a "keeper"

17 Tom Frawley- Betting heavy on Trent Edwards and Pennington/Clemens combo. Hmmm. TJ, never go to Vegas.

18 Matt Forzley-Feverishly wheeling and dealing. Wait, what teams are mine again?

19 Mark Moore - Tough losses early really hurt. But somehow it feels comforting with Mark bringing up the rear.

PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

20 Kyle Frait- Um…uh….well….have you ever seen me hit a 16"

TRADES FOR WEEK 5

More drinking for Forzley, and more trades to announce:

1. TJ trades Saints, Eagles, and Chiefs to Steven for Cowboys.

2. Forzley trades Chargers and Rams to Steven for Broncos and Giants.

Brett is still upset he has not been involved in any transactions. Look for him to make a move this week.

TEAMS FOR WEEK 5

*denotes Keeper
David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
17.50 Eagles
12.00 Rams
10.00 Jets
*10.00 Chargers
5.00 Titans
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
19.00 Cowboys
9.00 Jets
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
8.50 Giants
6.50 Cardinals
2.00 Falcons
*.50 Jets

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
7.00 Packers
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
.50 Raiders

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
22.00 Colts
14.50 Steelers
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Falcons

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
7.50 Giants
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
2.50 Redskins

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcons
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

RECAP TIME!!!! WEEK 4

Oh how the mighty have fallen...after posting a perfect 6 in Week 1 defending regular season champion PK, laid an egg vs. Larsen Jr. in a 2-0 defensive struggle. Despite the W, Flarpy Jr. was not satisfied and bolstered his 4th place squad by raping, pillaging, and plundering Frawley in an inexplicable 3 for 1 deal..........In what will likely be one of his last few wins of the season, Frawley was handed a cupcake on the schedule and took advantage by defeating a Mark Moore-like Frait squad 3-2. "My strategy was having 2 of my bad teams play eachother," said Frawley. Sitting at 0-4 Kyle's team is left with more questions to answer than T.J. the year all of the prize money got lost in his Twizzler jar. After making the 3 for 1 trade, Frawley made another great decision and took a nice hot bubble bath with a toaster.............But Frawley was rivaled for the Matt Millen "Bonehead GM Award of the Month" by Forzley, who once again lost to Mannos4-2, plummeting him to 18th place. Mannos used his steam-rolling 7 team juggernaut to post yet another 4+ win week. When asked if he regretted trading the most dominant team in the league, Forz had to admit he never actually watched the Patriots play, nor was aware of their offseason acquisitions, nor was aware that they've won every division title and 3 SuperBowls this century.............A BIG win by Dallas was key as Top Dog Cholewa escaped with a 2-2 tiebreak win vs. a bottom-feeding Moore squad. Although these two guys have probably never spoken a word to eachother in their entire lives, this fierce rivalry rages on. You can always throw out the records when these 2 get together............Silent Assasin, Rick Struck found a way to count cards, crush the house, and stay undefeated with a 4-1 stomping of Vegas............Kuester was relentless in pounding SlapNuts Sr. 5-1. Leading 3-1 after the 12:00 games and cruising to victory, Kuester showed questionable ethics in continuing to run up the score against a depleted, and almost entirely freshman lead Larsen defense. After the game FlarpStick refused to shake hands with Kuester and went off Oklahoma St. coach style at the press conference............Entler got off the schneide by using a Cardinals upset over Drabik's Steelers to claim a 4-3 victory. The former, deceptively mobile, Sentinels QB commented, "Just like me tucking the ball and running out of the pocket, this win can only lead to a lot of unstoppable momentum" But he'll need it as he still finds himself amongst the pathetic cast of characters in the 1-3 log jam................Up and coming Roookie, big Jack used a big Chiefs upset and edged defending champ Jagger in a 2-2 tiebreak. After the game Jack brewed a little controversey with this comment, "Jagger needs to take a long look in the mirror and realize teams aren't just gonna roll over for him because he's the defending champ" Jagger tried to resort to stealing pages from Jack's playbook, but the joke was on Gene as all he could manage to swipe was PAGE 4.............A quietly rising Laduzinsky team once again used its staunch defense to defeat Stec 3-2. Coming in with 2 byes and the Rams, B-lad's remaining 3 teams pulled together to pull off the upset. His Packers big road win over Stec's Vikings was the key. At the post-game press conferece Laduzinsky had this to say, "Yeah I talk shit about everybody else in the league!, Yeah I rooted for the Packers!, Yeah I'm 3-1 with been cheap 3-2 wins!. But who's gonna stop me!?!" He then cocksmacked the shit out of Michelle Tafoya and finished with "Now go ahead and put THAT in a Coors Light commercial!!"................AND FINALLY Week 4's Game of the Week: Del Preto exploded with 5 wins, but came up short in a heartbreaking 5-5 tiebreak loss to Girard, who used a key Saints bye to win the point differential. Unfortunately for Girard he didn't get to see any of it, as his big fancy pants DirectTV NFL package failed him all day long........Although 10 of us won this week, in a way we were all losers as our beloved Bears let us down again and fell 3 games back in the division. If we lose to the Packers this week I propose we take week 6 off, in loving memory of our once proud franchise :(

Week 4

Week 4
Kuester 5 over D. Larsen 1

Entler 4 over Drabik 3

Mannos 4 over Forzley 2

Struck 4 over Vegas 1

Frawley 3 over Frait 2
Laduzinsky 3 over Stec 2

S. Larsen 2 over PK 0

Girard 5 (+67) over Del Preto 5 (+54)
Cholewa 2 (+8) over Moore 2 (+2)
Jack 2 (-27) over Jagger 2 (-32)

Week 4 Funny Caption Contest

Once again, entries are due by noon on Sunday.

Week 3

Week 3 Results
Girard 3 over Jack 2
S. Larsen 4 over Frait 2
D. Larsen 4 vs. Drabik 3
Cholewa 3 over Forzley 1
Mannos 4 over Laduzinsky 2
Struck 4 over Kuester 3
Moore 4 (+12) over Frawley 4 (-1)
Del Preto 4 over Entler 3
Stec 3 over PK 2
Vegas 3 over Jagger 1

TRADES!!!

We have had a couple of trades that went down. Any time that Forzley, David, and Mannos gather and there is drinking involved, nobody will leave the scene with the same teams that they showed up with. Here's what went down at Anyway's late Wednesday night:

1. Forzley gets *10.00 Chargers and 3.00 Redskins. David gets *17.00 Patriots.

2. Forzley gets 16.50 Cowboys and *.50 49ers. Mannos gets 17.50 Bengals, 6.00 Bucs, and 4.50 Dolphins.

***Anytime new trades go down, the up-to-date record of teams will be published in a new post. This way, if there is any argument on previous weeks' results we can go back and have an accurate record of who had what teams in that week.

Also, Brett was reached for comment on these trades, but he was too excited to comment because of the Bears victory. Here is footage of Brett as a little kid celebrating in classic fashion.

Brett as a little kid

Teams - WEEK 3

*denotes Keeper
David Larsen
20.00 Panthers
*17.00 Patriots
14.50 Jaguars
6.50 Rams
1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen
19.00 Cowboys
16.50 Broncos
10.00 Jets
7.50 Giants
5.00 Titans
3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley
*19.00 Colts
17.50 Eagles
9.00 Jets
*4.50 Saints
4.00 Chiefs
*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck
16.50 Ravens
15.50 Seahawks
15.00 Cowboys
7.00 Cardinals
*5.50 Saints
.50 Raiders

Casey Stec
19.50 Eagles
17.50 Ravens
*10.50 Chargers
7.50 Cardinals
3.50 Chiefs
.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler
23.50 Chargers
19.00 Seahawks
8.50 Giants
6.50 Cardinals
2.00 Falcons
*.50 Jets

Christopher Mannolopolos
25.50 Patriots
17.50 Bengals
10.00 Redskins
7.00 Packers
6.00 Bucs
3.50 Dolphins
.50 Raiders

Matt Cholewa
23.50 Bears
15.50 Cowboys
13.00 Jaguars
5.00 Titans
2.50 Lions
*.50 49ers

Brian Girard
21.00 Colts
18.50 Saints
6.50 Bills
6.50 Chiefs
1.50 Browns
1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion
22.00 Colts
14.50 Steelers
10.50 49ers
6.50 Packers
4.00 Dolphins
2.50 Falcons

Gene Jagger
24.00 Bears
17.00 Bengals
16.50 Broncos
1.50 Bucs
.50 Browns
.50 Texans

Matt Forzley
16.50 Cowboys
12.00 Rams
*10.00 Chargers
3.00 Redskins
2.50 Bills
*.50 49ers

Jack Quillin
23.00 Bears
16.50 Eagles
9.00 Chiefs
5.00 Dolphins
4.50 Lions
2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski
24.50 Patriots
13.00 Rams
*8.00 Saints
6.50 Packers
4.50 Bills
2.50 Redskins

Mike Del Preto
25.00 Patriots
*12.50 Bengals
6.00 Giants
5.50 Bucs
2.00 Falcolns
2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas
18.00 Broncos
15.00 Steelers
14.50 Panthers
5.50 Titans
2.50 Falcons
*.50 49ers

Mark Moore
20.00 Seahawks
14.50 Jaguars
*11.00 Ravens
8.00 Gaints
5.50 Vikings
1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester
22.00 Colts
18.00 Ravens
15.00 Seahawks
6.00 Cardinals
2.00 Lions
.50 Browns

Kyle Frait
26.00 Bears
17.50 Eagles
*7.00 Rams
7.00 Bucs
2.00 Dolphins
.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny
18.00 Panthers
17.00 Steelers
*13.50 Chargers
5.00 Redskins
4.00 Vikings
2.50 Texans

The Battle Continues...

Week 2 Results
Cholewa 5 over Vegas 3

Mannos 5 over Frait 3

Kuester 5 over Girard 2

Jagger 5 over Moore 3

Drabik 4 over Stec 2

Laduzinsky 3 over S. Larsen 2

PK 3 over Entler 1

Forzley 2 over Frawley 1

Struck 3 (+4) over Jack 3 (-9)

Del Preto 2 (+4) over D. Larsen 2 (-26)

Week 2 Funny Caption Contest

Submissions are due by kickoff on Sunday

Undefeated

Just like PK did last week, the Hawkeyes might run the table. That might be the most beautiful place on Earth...

RECAP TIME! Week 1

Week 1 got off to a big start with PK coming out of the gate in full force with a rare 6 spot. He had no room for error as Mannos challenged him with a mighty respectable 5er. Although rumor has it that PK was only half-heartedly rooting for the Bears, as he needed his Chargers to win to complete the sextuplet. A full league investigation into PK's loyalties will be conducted.......Equally as impressive was FraitO posting a big DONUT to hand Rick an easy 2-0 victory on platter. Kyle's decision to play the Browns was equally as stupifying as Romeo Crennel allowing Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson to be on the same team......In the Battle for Mac-Omb braggin' rights, Vegas used last minute heroics by the Broncos and Niners to defeat Larpsen Sr. 5-4 Contrary to popular opinon, Larsen refuses to admit that dem are in fact the Berries.........Drabik ruined TJ's birthday with a 4-1 thumping, although Frawley still had too many strippers on his face from Saturday night to notice.........In the Lions/Raiders garbage matchup game of the week, Forzley used a big Bengal win over Stec's Ravens to salvage a 2-2 tiebreak loss........Larpsen Jr. needed a pivotal Titans win over Moore's Jags to take a 4-3 edge. The jury is still out on whether or not Moore's surprising 2006 non-basement-finish was a fluke.......Cholewa used two key head-to-head wins over Del to win 4-2,..BUT the joke is STILL on Cholewa for being 23 years old without a driver's license............In this week's Hanes' "Husky Man Matchup of the Week" Jack popped his WFBP cherry with a 2-2 tiebreak win over Easy E. Entler had the W in his reach until the very final minute of week 1 as his Cardinals fell to the Niners in the wee hours of tuesday morning..........2007's other rookie did not fare as well, as Girard got cocksmacked 3-1 by Laduzinsky before the 3:00 games even started. "Put 'em away early, that's how you gotta handle these cocky punkass rookies. But if you thought that was bad you should've seen the hazing he got in training camp, it involved the strategic use of a turkey baster, a fully shaved chia-pet, and a hot glue gun. Officials close to the team described it simply as, "not pretty.".........and if there was a Game of the Week heading in to week 1, it was the past two champions squaring off as Kuester downed Jagger in a 3-3 tiebreak. The Colts' massive margin of victory was the key for Kuester..............now Ugoh week 2 recapper...

Madden (Cream of Wheat for Brains) Quote of the Week...

Offensive line coaches rule #1: DO NOT use your finger as a shoe horn!

Are Ugoh-ing to the slumber party too?

Now I go: I didn't think it was possible for another player to have his name mentioned more times in one game than Reggie Bush and the Full Grown Fetus put together. But congratulations Anthony Ike Ugoh Jr. you did it. And you have officially become Brett's favorite player. Your name is magical, and it never gets old saying it. Now you go Brett, you say Ugoh, say it...Ugoh. Now I go, and we go. Who's Vigo? The Carpathian? You are my big buddy Tony, now Ugoh!

Week 1

Week 1 Results
PK 6 over Mannos 5

Struck 2 over Frait 0

Laduzinsky 3 over Girard 1

Drabik 4 over Frawley 1

Cholewa 4 over Del Preto 2

Vegas 5 over D. Larsen 4

S. Larsen 4 vs. Moore 3

Stec 2 (+2) over Forzley 2 (-1)

Kuester 3 (+23) over Jagger 3 (-27)
Jack 2 (-2) over Entler 2 (-33)

Should I stay, or should I go now?

2007 Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster LP640: $345,000
Bottle of Hypnotic at the night club: $300
Body shot off white waitress's titties: $8
Fatty Blunt for the ride home: $20
Leaving your busted ass car on the side of I94 and fleeing the scene of an accident so you don't get a DUI and miss half of the regular season: Priceless

Revenge, a dish best served doggy style.

Pretty soon Vick will be taking it in the ass doggy style from his roommate Bubba in federal "pound me in the ass" prison. Until then Muffin here is doing a fine job. Even with the Ookie Monster off the roster E, Del, Draby Stallion, and Vegas all believe that Mr. Piano Man, Joey Harrington can get the job done. Good luck with that one boys. But don't worry Fraito, while you are on your honeymoon Payton will be left in good hands at Bad Newz Kennels. Lets just hope Ron Mexico doesn't bring the toaster with him when he gives her a bath.

2007 Preseason Power Rankings

Power Rankings will be released every four weeks. The Preseason Power Rankings are based on last years' performance, the '07 Draft, and Owner competence.

2007 Preseason Power Rankings **Team Record ('06)

1.) Gene Jagger (11-6) Playoff Champ gets the nod. Hou, Cle, TB = quick demise.
2.) Patrick Kenny (12-5) Solid draft. Needs the Vikes to perform to stay on top.
3.) Paul Drabik (11-6) Keeper gaffe, poor draft, Cougar Slayer, Mayflower patron
4.) Matt Forzely (9-8) No more # jokes. Fivesly!! Ok I got it out of my system
5.) Brett Laduzinsky (11-6) DC bias coupled w/ the GB-Buf power combo may hurt BLad
6.) Neal Kuester (9-8) Always tough, trying to recapture '05 form. Det-Arz determine that.
7.) Mark Moore (9-8) 2-15 in '05 to the playoffs in '06. There isnt a better story out there.
8.) Rick Struck 8--9 Bal is the new Den. Strong draft, should get over the hump this year.
9.) Kris Entler (8-8-1) Took his time at the '07 draft. Should have bailed early.
10.)Tom Frawley (7-10) Had 3 keepers to prevent proxy from killing his team. Good move.
11.)Chris Mannos (8-9) Worst draft in recent memory, especially if SF flops.
12.)Matt Cholewa (9--8) Chewy goes down when Leftwich does. I'm saying week 3.
13.)Mike Del Preto (7-10) Pricy keeper, broke bank for NE. I predict a lot of nail bitters.
14.)Steve Larsen (6-10-1) Owns Larsen braggin rights from '06. Could be really good or bad.
15.)Kyle Frait (7-10) Put a hit out on the proxy that drafted Chi for $26. I don’t blame him.
16.)Casey Stec (7-10) Above average draft. Should find himself in the playoff mix.
17.)David Larsen (6-11) 16 & 17 points the last 2 seasons, just pathetic.
18.)Paul Cacciatore (6-11) Trim Spa worked for Paulie!! Will the Den-Pit-Car-SF combo?
19.)Brian Girard (NA) Blew his load early. Rookie mistake.
20.)Jack Quillin (NA) Better draft than the other Rookie. But not by much.

Teams for Weeks 1-2

*denotes Keeper

David Larsen

20.00 Panthers

14.50 Jaguars

*10.00 Chargers

6.50 Rams

3.00 Redskins

1.50 Titans

Steven Larsen

19.00 Cowboys

16.50 Broncos

10.00 Jets

7.50 Giants

5.00 Titans

3.50 Vikings

TJ Frawley

*19.00 Colts

17.50 Eagles

9.00 Jets

*4.50 Saints

4.00 Chiefs

*2.00 Bills

Rick Struck

16.50 Ravens

15.50 Seahawks

15.00 Cowboys

7.00 Cardinals

*5.50 Saints

.50 Raiders

Casey Stec

19.50 Eagles

17.50 Ravens

*10.50 Chargers

7.50 Cardinals

3.50 Chiefs

.50 Vikings

Kristopher Entler

23.50 Chargers

19.00 Seahawks

8.50 Giants

6.50 Cardinals

2.00 Falcons

*.50 Jets

Christopher Mannolopolos

25.50 Patriots

16.50 Cowboys

10.00 Redskins

7.00 Packers

.50 Raiders

*.50 49ers

Matt Cholewa

23.50 Bears

15.50 Cowboys

13.00 Jaguars

5.00 Titans

2.50 Lions

*.50 49ers

Brian Girard

21.00 Colts

18.50 Saints

6.50 Bills

6.50 Chiefs

1.50 Browns

1.00 Raiders

Paul Drabikstallion

22.00 Colts

14.50 Steelers

10.50 49ers

6.50 Packers

4.00 Dolphins

2.50 Falcons

Gene Jagger

24.00 Bears

17.00 Bengals

16.50 Broncos

1.50 Bucs

.50 Browns

.50 Texans

Matt Forzley

17.50 Bengals

*17.00 Patriots

12.00 Rams

6.00 Bucs

4.50 Dolphins

2.50 Bills

Jack Quillin

23.00 Bears

16.50 Eagles

9.00 Chiefs

5.00 Dolphins

4.50 Lions

2.00 Texans

Brett Laduzinski

24.50 Patriots

13.00 Rams

*8.00 Saints

6.50 Packers

4.50 Bills

2.50 Redskins

Mike Del Preto

25.00 Patriots

*12.50 Bengals

6.00 Giants

5.50 Bucs

2.00 Falcolns

2.00 Raiders

Paulie Vegas

18.00 Broncos

15.00 Steelers

14.50 Panthers

5.50 Titans

2.50 Falcons

*.50 49ers

Mark Moore

20.00 Seahawks

14.50 Jaguars

*11.00 Ravens

8.00 Gaints

5.50 Vikings

1.00 Texans

Neal Kuester

22.00 Colts

18.00 Ravens

15.00 Seahawks

6.00 Cardinals

2.00 Lions

.50 Browns

Kyle Frait

26.00 Bears

17.50 Eagles

*7.00 Rams

7.00 Bucs

2.00 Dolphins

.50 Browns

Patrick Kenny

18.00 Panthers

17.00 Steelers

*13.50 Chargers

5.00 Redskins

4.00 Vikings

2.50 Texans

2007 Schedule

Week 1

Forzley vs. Stec

PK vs. Mannos

Kuester vs. Jagger

D. Larsen vs. Vegas

Struck vs. Frait

S. Larsen vs. Moore

Entler vs. Jack

Laduzinsky vs. Girard

Drabik vs. Frawley

Del Preto vs. Cholewa

Week 2

Del Preto vs. D. Larsen

Forzley vs. Frawley

Laduzinsky vs. S. Larsen

Struck vs. Jack

Vegas vs. Cholewa

Stec vs. Drabik

Kuester vs. Girard

Frait vs. Mannos

PK vs. Entler

Jagger vs. Moore

Week 3

Girard vs. Jack

Frait vs. S. Larsen

D. Larsen vs. Drabik

Cholewa vs. Forzley

Laduzinsky vs. Mannos

Kuester vs. Struck

Frawley vs. Moore

Del Preto vs. Entler

PK vs. Stec

Jagger vs. Vegas

Week 4

Frawley vs. Frait

Girard vs. Del Preto

Struck vs. Vegas

Stec vs. Laduzinsky

Cholewa vs. Moore

Drabik vs. Entler

Forzley vs. Mannos

D. Larsen vs. Kuester

PK vs. S. Larsen

Jagger vs. Jack

Week 5

Struck vs. PK

Frawley vs. Vegas

Laduzinsky vs. Jagger

Moore vs. D. Larsen

Jack vs. Mannos

Forzley vs. Entler

Stec vs. Del Preto

Kuester vs. S. Larsen

Cholewa vs. Frait

Drabik vs. Girard

Week 6

Forzley vs. Girard

Frait vs. D. Larsen

Vegas vs. S. Larsen

Jack vs. Stec

Entler vs. Kuester

Mannos vs. Moore

Cholewa vs. Laduzinsky

Drabik vs. Struck

Frawley vs. PK

Del Preto vs. Jagger

Week 7

S. Larsen vs. D. Larsen

Struck vs. Frawley

PK vs. Frait

Drabik vs. Kuester

Stec vs. Entler

Mannos vs. Cholewa

Forzley vs. Jack

Moore vs. Vegas

Jagger vs. Girard

Laduzinsky vs. Del Preto

Week 8

PK vs. Drabik

S. Larsen vs. Frawley

Kuester vs. Vegas

Mannos vs. Stec

Jagger vs. Cholewa

Girard vs. Entler

Laduzinsky vs. Forzley

D. Larsen vs. Struck

Jack vs. Del Preto

Moore vs. Frait

Week 9

Frawley vs. Cholewa

Moore vs. Jack

D. Larsen vs. Stec

PK vs. Kuester

Drabik vs. Del Preto

Frait vs. Laduzinsky

Jagger vs. Mannos

Girard vs. Struck

Vegas vs. Forzley

Entler vs. S. Larsen

Week 10

Laduzinsky vs. Jack

D. Larsen vs. Frawley

Forzley vs. Del Preto

Jagger vs. Entler

Mannos vs. Girard

PK vs. Moore

Cholewa vs. Stec

S. Larsen vs. Struck

Drabik vs. Vegas

Kuester vs. Frait

Week 11

Kuester vs. Laduzinsky

Jagger vs. Stec

Drabik vs. Forzley

Mannos vs. Struck

Cholewa vs. D. Larsen

Jack vs. Frait

PK vs. Vegas

Moore vs. Del Preto

Entler vs. Frawley

Girard vs. S. Larsen

Week 12

Cholewa vs. Entler

Vegas vs. Laduzinsky

Mannos vs. D. Larsen

Jack vs. PK

Drabik vs. Moore

Stec vs. Struck

Kuester vs. Forzley

Girard vs. Frawley

S. Larsen vs. Jagger

Frait vs. Del Preto

Week 13

S. Larsen vs. Mannos

Del Preto vs. Vegas

Frait vs. Drabik

Frawley vs. Stec

Struck vs. Jagger

Forzley vs. Moore

Jack vs. Kuester

Laduzinsky vs. PK

Girard vs. Cholewa

Entler vs. D. Larsen

Week 14

Girard vs. D. Larsen

Jagger vs. Frawley

Frait vs. Forzley

Moore vs. Kuester

Laduzinsky vs. Drabik

Struck vs. Cholewa

Vegas vs. Jack

Entler vs. Mannos

PK vs. Del Preto

Stec vs. S. Larsen

Week 15

Cholewa vs. S. Larsen

Frawley vs. Mannos

Entler vs. Struck

Girard vs. Stec

Jagger vs. D. Larsen

Drabik vs. Jack

Kuester vs. Del Preto

Moore vs. Laduzinsky

Vegas vs. Frait

PK vs. Forzley

Week 16

Jagger vs. Frait

Entler vs. Vegas

Girard vs. PK

Jack vs. D. Larsen

Del Preto vs. Struck

Moore vs. Stec

Forzley vs. S. Larsen
Cholewa vs. Kuester

Laduzinsky vs. Frawley

Mannos vs. Drabik

Week 17

Stec vs. Kuester

Del Preto vs. S. Larsen

Mannos vs. Vegas

Jack vs. Frawley

Moore vs. Girard

Drabik vs. Jagger

Entler vs. Frait

PK vs. Cholewa

Laduzinsky vs. D. Larsen

Struck vs. Forzley