RECAP TIME!!! WEEK 6

Startin’ at the bottom and workin up.....Congrats to FraitO who finally got on the board with a tiebreak loss to Papa Flarpy. Despite remaining as the only winless team in the league, Kyle stayed positive and issued a warning to 19th place (and falling) Frawley to, “Watch Out!! I’m gunnin’ for Ya Thomas” Stay tuned for this heated battle for 19th the rest of the season.........Speaking of 19th place, Frawley dropped yet another big fat donut in the deep fryer against PK. After the 3-0 Win, PK had to ask for the website link to be re-sent to him because he couldn’t tell if the schedule said “Bye” or “Frawley” across from his name. To clear up any future confusion, the commish has issued a statement that, from here on out, the words “Frawley” and “Bye” should be viewed as interchangeable............In the other “this-is-why-you-never-trade-with-a-Larsen” Game of the week, Forzley put up little but a whimper in a 3-1 loss to Girard. Notice: to anyone thinking about trading with a Larsen: the two guys who have (Forzley, Frawley) are both in the basement of the league, while both Larsen Jr. and Sr. continue to get richer................But the news wasn’t all bad in the basement this week; rising out of 18th place for a shocking upset of 2nd place Mannos, was Moore. To reward Mark for his victory, he will be spared the usual ridicule in the recap. If Mark wins again next week, he may be awarded “Sleeping Giant” status. Mannos was too busy to notice the loss while he spent his Sunday afternoon trying to get revenge on Adrian Peterson by injuring him in Madden ’08.............Big Papa Stec defeated Big Papa Jack in a 5-2 beatdown. Stec’s flirt with perfection was improbably squashed when his Cardinals lost to.......you guessed it, Vinny Testaverde. In his come back, Vinny joined the elite ranks of very few players still active from Tecmo Bowl. Can you name the rest?...........A big margin by the Ravens, was enough for Kuester to knock off EZ E in a 2-2 tiebreaker. After the loss Kris with a ‘K’ angrily contended that the Jets were still indeed worth all 50 pennies he paid for them.................Defending champ Jagger was edged 3-2 by a rising Del Preto squad that used a strong Monday Night performance by the elite RB combo of Thunder, Lightning and Droughns to take the W...................Larsen Jr. whipped out his big 8 team salami stick and put up an insurmountable 5 spot to defeat Vegas. Steve may have won this battle, but lost the war when he went down with a wedding season ending knee injury while leaping over imaginary jump ropes........................A weak 2-win performance by Struck was enough to harness the Stallion. Drabik’s biggest mistake was benching 3 teams. “Well hindsight is 20/20” said Paul, “but I really thought the Dolphins and Falcons could pick up the Colts’ and Steelers’ slack”..................AND FINALLY!!..the ’72 Dolphins can finally Pop the champagne as the last of the undefeated have fallen. This week’s GAME OF THE WEEK between two of the WFBP’s elite, saw New Sherriff Brett Laduzinsky hold yet another opponent under 3 wins by dethroning 1st place Cholewa 3-1. This one came down to the “Duel in Dallas” but Cholewa’s Cowboys forgot who they were fucking with and brought a cap gun to challenge New England’s Wes-Welker-Cannon. Asked about his string of cheap wins, the inexplicably 3rd place B-Lad said, “A common misconception is that its luck that my opponents are averaging about 1.7 wins per week, but I think it has more to do with the intimidation the other guy feels when he sees me pull out my massive Patriots in the locker room before the game.”