Standings

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Big Winner: $500
4) 32 pts Chris Mannos (11-6) - 61 - xy


Consolation Compensation
Pussy Loser: $250
2) 37 pts Brett Laduzinsky (13-4) - 50 - xy

Third Place: $150
1) 39 pts Patrick Kenny (13-4) - 53 - xyz

Fourth Place: $100
3) 35 pts Steve Larsen (12-5) - 57 - xy


Eliminated:
5) 31 pts Neal Kuester (11-6) - 55 - y
6) 31 pts David Larsen (11-6) - 52 - y
7) 30 pts Matt Cholewa (11-6) - 52 - y
8) 29 pts Paul Drabik (10-7) - 51 - y

Dunzo:
9) 28 pts Rick Struck (10-7) - 47 - He Gone
10) 27 pts Brian Girard (9-8) - 45 - He Gone
11) 26 pts Matt Forzley (8-9) - 45 - He Gone
12) 25 pts Mark Moore (8-9) - 52 - He Gone
13) 24 pts Kris Entler (7-10) - 47 - He Gone
14) 21 pts Gene Jagger (6-11) - 45 - He Gone
15) 21 pts Casey Stec (7-10) - 44 - He Gone
16) 20 pts Mike Del Preto (7-10) - 50 - He Gone
17) 17 pts Paul Cacciatore (5-12) - 43 - He Gone
18) 14 pts Kyle Frait (4-13) - 38 - He Gone
19) 13 pts TJ Frawley (4-13) - 34 - He Gone
20) 10 pts Jack Quillin (3-14) - 35 - He Gone

*-denotes teams still in action this week (Only decided matchups have been updated)
x-clinched home-field in 1st round
y-clinched playoffs
z-clinched home-field throughout playoffs
He Gone-eliminated from playoffs

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

RECAP TIME!! WEEK 7

That’s one step back for man, but one GIANT BABY STEP forward for Kyle, as FraitO achieved the rare feat of doubling his point total, while still losing on a 1-1 tiebreak to PK, who narrowly dodged laying a goose egg when his Redskins held on by a thread to avoid a last minute Tim Rattay/Kurt Warner lead Cardinals comeback. Kyle thought things might be turning around for him after his record setting $26 Bears won on that beautiful last minute, 97 yd. GW TD drive. But quickly his hopes were squashed when he realized that, coincidentally, his $17.50 Eagles also gave up a horrible, last minute 97 yd. game Losing TD drive...........In the hot race for 19th Frawley told Frait “Not so fast my friend” while posting a point of his own in a 3-3 tiebreak loss to Struck. “This is big for me,” said TJ. “When Kyle is nipping at my heels in December, my defense of 19th place will have needed the crucial one point I earned this week.........................In the “loser-should-probably-grow-his-killer-beard-again Game of the Week, Girard leapt over the mendoza line with a 4-3 defeat of defending champion Jagger. Much like looking at the 2007 St. Louis Cardinals, it is very hard to believe this feeble 1-6, 17th place Jagger squad had championship caliber talent last year................Kuester lost no ground to the leaders this week with a 3-1 defeat of Drabik.. A couple more weeks like this and instead of being put out to stud, the DrabikStallion might be taking a trip to the glue factory.....................Creepin’ on up; Entler continued his rise from the ashes to respectability with a barely respectable 2-1 win over Stec. Will Kris’ be able to continue sneaking up on the rest of the standings? “Absolutely,” he says, “The only other guys my size with this much stealth are Santa Claus and Keith Traylor”.........................Cholewa kept the #1 spot with a 4-3 defeat of a Mannos squad that’s starting to remind us all of the 2001 Mariners; so many wins, so few results when it counts. Wild finishes by the Bears and Titans were the difference for Cholewa there. As his league leading 26 win team continues to be mediocre in the standings, rumors are that the Mannos’ Coaching Staffs’ seat is hotter than Joe Torre’s................On the flip side of that, the Bob Melvin lead TeamLaduzinsky continues to squeeze the most juice out of minimal talent. In a victory for those who love stereotyping greasy Italians everywhere, Blad knocked off Del Preto 4-3. Narrow wins by his Bills, Skins, and Saints exemplified Laduzinsky’s “Just Enough” motto for 2007....................And Look Out! The sleeping Giant, Mark Moore, may officially be awake after his 2nd straight win pulled him farther out of his familiar spot in the basement crawlspace. Beatdowns by the Seahawks and Giants were key in his 2-2 tiebreak win over Vegas.........................Last week’s recapper had to eat a few of his words after a left-for-dead Forzley squad somehow posted a 5 spot to beat Jack. Before he gets his hopes up for the rest of the season however, Forzley should review the facts of the historic 1956 Case of “Blind Squirrel vs. Nut” ........................and finally, Week 7’s GAME OF THE WEEK!! Was Larsen Bowl XII. You can always throw out the records and standings when these two goons collide. And this time youth won out over experience. A disappointing Monday Night loss by Sr.’s Jags was the difference in Jr.’s 3-2 win. We’re not sure what disgusting bet was on the line in this year’s Larsen Bowl, but it is believed that, during the preseason, each man farted in a jar which was then placed in a sub-zero freezer in anticipation of this always hotly contested matchup....What state of matter the farts were in or when the were released remains unknown.

Please post any new trades and updated rosters, so I can see who’s ass I’m gonna kick in week 8. Thank You

1 comment:

Dem's Da Berries said...

Brett, please do not compare me to the Cardinals.

Thank you,
Gene

WFP 2007

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